Dog on the move...living among the Amish

Well, I don't quite understand the whole thing, but it seems like we're living in a new place. We are spending most of our time in this new house that doesn't really have any steps. Everything is spread out, and the floor is really comfortable. I can even sleep on the floor. It's rather cozy. This house also has a real big room where they put my house (crate), and it has this big giant, noisy door that goes up and down. We have a big cornfield out back, that's kind of interesting, and the neighbors all seem real nice. I also like the fact that Tom takes me for a walk around the block almost every night. Most of the time we just walk up to the corner, though, and he gets a bunch of papers and letter out of this big, funny looking metal box thing-a-ma-jig. Things are a little different here, but it seems to be okay, overall. I miss my neighbors, "Eddie" and "Max." Eddie was the quiet older Golden Retriever that lived next door, and Max was the always yapping black cockerpoo that lived across the street. As far as our car, "Valentine," I am not sure what happened to her. She mentioned to me to me that she knew something was up, that Tom and Donna were thinking about moving, and she told me, "I'm outta here!" That's the last I really saw her. Tom & I took a walk over at the development up the street, and we saw her strutting around over there. I guess she decided to stay put. People look a little different in these parts. Lots of guys in black suits and beards. The ladies where a lot of hats and bonnets around here, too! Horses, cows, pigs.... I thought the chickens we had were cool. Tom takes me back to the old place once in awhile. Still smells the same. Haven't found any of my old bones that I buried there, though. Well, time for another of my much needed naps. Wait a minute! I smell something. Smells like hamburgers. i better go check it out! Maybe I can snatch one when they're not looking! Woof! Woof! Stanley